Eating clean. Well, cleaner. Sorta…..OMG BACONNAISE!!!

No, I didn’t eat baconnaise.  I swear.  Not this past week, anyways.  I do have some in my icebox, tho, and it’s actually pretty tasty.

 in a cardiac arrest kinda way

Eating clean, according to Zen Habits, is pretty simple.  It’s eating food that’s in its most natural state, or as close to it as it can be.  This definition can be interpreted many different ways, but I’ll save time and just give my go at.

 does uncooked count as natural?

I feel like I’ve been eating clean since the beginning of January.  I’ve actually worked very hard at it, and would be quite disappointed to be told otherwise.   I also like telling other people how to eat clean

 go ahead, William, find something unhealthy!*

I even bought a juicer.  It’s a cheap one, but at least i’m no longer spending 20 bucks on veggies only to get half a cup of juice out of my blender.  The juice I get out of it tastes awesome, and it doesn’t have all the salt added like a V8. But is it worth the time, work and mess you might ask, and you can go to hell, i’m eating clean and enjoying it.

 an entire roll of paper towels died in the onslaught

 

* yeah, i stole that from shutterstock.  But it totally looks like William.

~ by hopelesslyfunny on February 28, 2012.